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“If a film is very clever and well-written, that's what gives you freedom as a director.”

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“If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire - and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.”

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Author:Al Franken

“I truly respect the people who are working. If they want an autograph from Patti LaBelle, they are going to get it. I have never separated myself from them. I never think you are better than the next one.”

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Author:Patti LaBelle

“If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.”

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Author:Paul Lynde

“If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.”

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Author:Paul Lynde

“If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it's wrong. It's just wrong.”

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Author:Al Franken

“If you use Facebook - as I do - Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.”

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Author:Al Franken

“If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.”

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Author:Al Franken

“There's no wobble in Bush. If anything, the opposite. Right after hello, the next words out of his mouth are: I've never been more convinced that the decisions I made are the right decisions.”

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Author:Rich Lowry

“I think you get in trouble if you make experimental big studio films.”

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Author:Richard Linklater

“I honestly think if I would've tied my suit and there wouldn't have been any water rushing through it, I think I could've gone at least a second faster.”

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Author:Ryan Lochte

“I've always been honest with all my kids. So I - if they did well, they did well. And if they didn't, actually, I asked, did you try your best? And if they tried their best, then, you know, I back out because I expect them to be honest with me or with themselves. And I can't make you go out there and work out hard.”

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Author:Ryan Lochte

“I'm very much over my hair. If it was up to me, I'd have cut it a long time ago.”

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Author:Samuel Larsen

“If you're in love and there's that chemistry, that's what it's all about.”

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Author:Sanaa Lathan

“If someone has already done a role I'm about to do, I won't watch the original until after I'm finished playing the role.”

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Author:Sanaa Lathan

“Yes, I love white, and I'd wear it all the time if I could. Some people think I have an issue with cleanliness, but to me it's just so pretty.”

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Author:Sandra Lee

“If you've attended the Cordon Bleu, you would know that no woman is supposed to be a chef - only men.”

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Author:Sandra Lee

“If Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t understand something, it’s not defeat. It’s not even something he has to accept. It’s merely a challenge he needs to engineer his way out of, and that includes human emotions and relationships.”

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Author:Sarah Lacy

“Of course, not everybody's willing to go out and do the experiments, but for the people who are willing to go out and do that, - if the experiments don't work, then it means it's not science.”

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Author:Seth Lloyd

“When I got my PhD, it was a time when there were just no jobs for PhDs. Period. PhDs were getting the lowest paid technician jobs, if they were lucky, in any kind of science.”

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Author:Shannon Lucid

“If you look at the whole thing, I think the most gratifying thing is my kids, without a doubt.”

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Author:Shannon Lucid

“If something scares me, then I have to do it.”

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Author:Sheryl Lee

“It's almost as if we each have a vampire inside us. Controlling that beast, that dark side, is what fascinates me.”

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Author:Sheryl Lee

“Fit is everything. I don't care what your body type is like: If you're not wearing clothes that fit you, you can't have style.”

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Author:Stacy London

“I don't argue style on the basis of tastes. If you feel like you've reached your personal best, don't change.”

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Author:Stacy London

“Only buy things that make your heart sing. If I don't love it, I won't buy it.”

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Author:Stacy London

“Style is joyful if you allow yourself to have joy.”

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Author:Stacy London

“Crime stories are, as you know, one of the most popular forms of entertainment that exist. If you then try to have something to say... that I have, of course.”

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Author:Steig Larsson

“I have high-tech tastes. If I had $100 million, I would spend it on research equipment rather than a yacht.”

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Author:Stephen LaBerge

“You just don't get funding to go out and find God. Even if you did, you'd have to first define what you mean by 'God.”

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Author:Stephen LaBerge

“From early childhood, I was interested in understanding how the world worked, and assumed I would be some kind of physical scientist or chemist. But the truth was, I didn't know there was another kind of world, the inner world, that was just as interesting, if not more relevant, than what was going on in the outside world.”

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Author:Stephen LaBerge

“Sometimes if I tell people, 'I'm afraid that I'm really a fraud,' or 'I have a lot of self-doubt,' they go, 'Oh, no, you're kidding.' I go, 'No, I'm really honest.'”

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Author:Al Franken

“If you have music you want to play that no one asks you to play, you have to go out and find where you can play it. It's called do or die.”

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Author:Steve Lacy

“If you listen to Louis Armstrong from 1929, you will never hear anything better than that really, and you will never hear anything more free than that.”

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Author:Steve Lacy

“Right now the producers of 'Modern Family' have no idea how many people watch our show each week on all platforms, and nobody seems to want to tell us. If a disproportionate number of any show's viewers watch in alternative ways, then, under the current system, that show may not appear to be as strong as it actually is.”

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Author:Steven Levitan

“Honestly, I try and stay away from what's been written about me, because if you let that stuff get to you and it's not true it can drive you crazy. One thing that I have heard recently which is not true, I didn't say it, is that I believe I was quote saying 'I will never take my shirt off for a movie again.' I didn't say that.”

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Author:Taylor Lautner

“If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.”

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Author:Thomas Lennon

“The institutions that we've built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don't apply to the private sector. The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations. The Freedom of Information Act doesn't apply to Silicon Valley. And you can't impeach Google if it breaks its 'Don't be evil' campaign pledge.”

“How will decent people in the region ever believe in peace if Arab terrorists interpret every gesture of peace as a display of weakness and then act accordingly?”

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Author:Tom Lantos

“When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!”

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Author:Tom Leykis

“I don't listen to anybody's full record anymore and when I did, I don't think I listened to the whole record. I'm sorry, and I don't care who it is, if it's the Beatles, I can't listen to an hour and a half of anybody straight so I guess that's just my personal preference.”

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Author:Tommy Lee

“For me, if the music is good, whether the artist is famous or unknown, I love being part of the music and contributing what I can to the bass end.”

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Author:Tony Levin

“I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.”

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Author:Wendy Liebman

“If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.”

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Author:Wilfrid Laurier

“I believe in incentivizing people. If you can incentivize people in anything, whether it's in politics; in life; in spirituality; in business; just take care of folks. Incentivize them and all of a sudden it's amazing the difference that you'll see.”

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Author:Zachary Levi

“Fans will treat something preciously if they're given the opportunity to do so.”

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Author:Zachary Levi

“If you don't acknowledge differences, it's as bad as stereotyping or reducing someone.”

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Author:Aasif Mandvi

“The artist never really has any control over the impact of his work. If he starts thinking about the impact of his work, then he becomes a lesser artist.”

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Author:Aasif Mandvi

“I'm a Red-baiter; I'm a witch-hunter if the witches are Communists.”

Ifs Red Communist Witch Hunters

Author:Adolphe Menjou

“Why would you want someone who is conflicted and doesn't know if they love you or not?”

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Author:Alex Meraz

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