“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.” HumorFunnyHumourHabitLoversJokesHumorousBreakupUrgesSatireAphorismThievesLoverJokeHabitsHilariousTheftAphorismsBreakupsAphoristAphoristsThiefStealUrgeKleptomaniacKleptomaniacsKleptomania Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“I do not fight. I have never punched anyone. I have stolen books once and once some paperclips, without really knowing why. I almost killed three passengers in my car by looking for a cassette in the glove compartment while I was going one-eighty on the highway. I wanted to write a book entitled 'In the car', made up of remarks recorded while driving. I have never filed a complaint with the police.” LawFightingCrimePoliceDrivingCriminalLaw AbidingKleptomaniacsKleptomania Book:Autoportrait Source: Autoportrait