“I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason.” PeopleMenLifeReasonFunnyLife IsSunGenerationsToolsHip HopCommunicateCreatorHipsHopsPreparingLife Is ShortVibrationsShort Life Author:Doug E. Fresh
“The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.” LifeFunnyLife IsFamilyMy FamilyFamily LifeHintsHappy Family Author:Robert Frost
“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.” HumorFunnyLife IsPerspectiveDiseaseSexuallyTerminalTerminal Disease Author:Lewis Grizzard
“Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"” HumorMightFunnyLife IsStudyHumourGlassesCollectionsVillageSectionsEarnestNew YorkersAssistantsBookstoresCampusGrannyGreenwichGreenwich Village Author:Keith Waterhouse
“A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.” MenFunnyLife IsStupidWittyDumbUnfortunateMoronFunny RelationshipBachelorsSingle ManOxymoronStupid FunnyFunny OxymoronSilly Stupid Author:Samuel Goldwyn
“Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.” FunnyLife IsSituationSolutionsPermanentTemporaryTemporary Situations Author:Rodney Dangerfield