“I feel sorry for these kids in bands. Everything is so disposable nowadays. These kids don't even get 15 minutes of fame, it's like a minute and a half.” FeelsKidsHalfMinutesFameBandSorryDisposable Author:Zakk Wylde
“Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.” TodayWaitingCitiesMinutesNew YorkSorryWeatherNew York CityUnusualI'm Sorry Author:David Letterman
“The charm of London is that you are never glad or sorry for ten minutes together; in the country you are one or the other for weeks.” CountryTogetherWeekMinutesTenSorryLondonGladVarietyCharm Author:Samuel Johnson
“A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."” MenSaidFeelingsHumorFunnyThreeWalksMinutesHe ManDoctorsSorryEggsHospitalsSaying Sorry Author:Frank Carson
“The only crying shame about it is, when good things happen to you, you run short of time. It takes the same amount of time, however, to tell people, 'It's good to see you again. I'm sorry we only have a minute to talk,' as it does to say, 'I don't have time to talk with you' period.” PeopleDoeHappensRunningMinutesCryAmountPeriodsShameGood ThingsSorryThings HappenI'm SorryYou Again Author:Barbara Mandrell
“We would all be better off if our doctors took us aside, sat down next to us, and gave us this compassionate, yet universally true, warning, I'm very sorry to have to remind you of this, but you've got only so much time to live; I suggest you begin, now, to make the most of every minute of every day.” IfsNextMinutesDoctorsSorrySatWarningCompassionateBetter Off Author:Bill Phillips
“When I was 23 I started writing for I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and was paid three guineas for every minute's airtime.” WritingThreeMinutesPaidSorryI'm SorryGuinea Author:Eric Idle