“Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl.” NaturalToo MuchHabitMouthsLipsHeavyTendenciesNervousAcquireSmokingCigarCurlsHavana Author:Thomas A. Edison
“You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing out of its mouth.” KnowsLittlesBigsFoundGrowingMouthsHorseSmokingCigarettePacksCamelsTumors Author:Arj Barker
“Whereas men of an older school, like myself, smoke for the pleasure of smoking, men of this school smoke for the pleasure of pipe-owning-of selecting which of their many white-spotted pipes they will fill with their specially blended tobacco, of filling the one so chosen, of lighting it, of taking it from the mouth to gaze lovingly at the white spot and thus letting it go out, of lighting it again and letting it go out again, of polishing it up with their own special polisher and putting it to bed, and then the pleasure of beginning all over again with another white-spotted one.” MenSchoolWhitePleasureSpecialBedMouthsChosenSpotsSmokeSmokingFillingLet It GoPipeLightingTobacco Author:A. A. Milne
“I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.” MenLittlesLiteratureFirePiecesPaperMouthsGladEach DaySmokingDozenCigaretteMarsSmoking CigarettesSmoking CigarsSmoking A PipeFunny SmokingPipe Smoking Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin