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“I probably am a cranky writer, but I am actually a fairly nice, normal person. Since I'm a grouchy writer, of course I have friends whose books are doing way better than mine.”

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Author:Sarah Vowell

“I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that are different. I think that's normal. Everyone's nervous when they're confronted with things that they don't understand or are different. That's a normal human reaction. It doesn't become racist 'til you say things like, 'Oh, there's a lot of them.'”

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Author:Marc Maron

“So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I had been meaning to knock it down to negative 1000.”

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Author:Mike Birbiglia

“I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.”

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Author:Paris Hilton

“The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.”

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Author:Karen Horney

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

Source: H.L. Mencken: Prejudices: First, Second, and Third Series

“Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.”

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Author:Justin Bieber

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”

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Book:Notebooks, 1942-1951

Source: Notebooks, 1942-1951