“I hate doctors! They'll do anything... to keep you coming to them. They'll sell their souls. What's worse, they'll sell yours, and you never know it till one day you find yourself in hell.” KnowsSoulHateHellOne DayDoctorsI HateSellsFinding Yourself Author:Eugene O'Neill
“I was entirely wrapped up in the idea of becoming an actor. I learned how to write on the job, basically out of necessity. I always thought it'd be fun to write something, but it never was an ambition of mine, per se. I just thought, "Well, maybe I'll do it one day just for the hell of it and see if it works."” IfsWritingWellsIdeasJobsActorsFunHellMinesBecomingOne DayAmbition Author:Glenn Howerton
“God, Satan, Paradise, and Hell all vanished one day in my fifteenth year, when I quite abruptly lost my faith. ... and afterwards, to prove my new-found atheism, I bought myself a rather tasteless ham sandwich, and so partook for the first time of the forbidden flesh of the swine. No thunderbolt arrived to strike me down. ... From that day to this I have thought of myself as a wholly secular person.” YearsFirstsPersonsReligionFoundLostHellAtheismOne DayProveFirst TimeStrikesFleshSatanParadiseSecularForbiddenSandwichesHamSwineThunderbolts Author:Salman Rushdie
“In my job, you expect to suffer. That's why when I go to hell one day, it will be less painful for me than you, because I'm used to suffering.” JobsUsedSufferingHellOne DayPainfulGo To Hell Author:Arsene Wenger
“The piety of "having a personal relationship with Christ" ... is alien to the New Testament... but evangelicals elevate it to the shibboleth of salvation! Unless you have a personal relationship with Jesus, buster, one day you will be boiling in Hell. Sheesh! Talk about the fury of a personal savior scorned!” JesusChristHellAtheismOne DaySalvationPositive AtheismAliensSaviorTestamentFuryNew TestamentPietyPersonal RelationshipsBoilingScornedBusters Author:Robert M. Price
“I have a work presently in the Press named 'Six Months in Hell' which you may one day read. I consider it will be worth perusing, bruising badly the morals of Britain and America, while Royalty, clergy, critics, society and bloodhounds of law must all incur its censure.” MayAmericaLawMoralHellMonthsOne DaySixPressesCriticsBritainSix MonthsRoyaltyClergyCensureBloodhoundsBritain And America Book:Thine in storm and calm: an Amanda McKittrick Ros reader Source: Thine in storm and calm: an Amanda McKittrick Ros reader
“I'm building an empire. How do you know I won't be the next [Universal Music Group Chairman/CEO] Doug Morris one day? I'm doing a hell of a job, and I'm on the road to that next level.” KnowsJobsNextLevelsHellGroupsBuildingOne DayUniversalEmpiresDo You KnowCeoChairmanNext LevelMorris Author:DJ Khaled
“One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here!" Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway.” SaidWholeHomeHumorFunnyHellDoorsMiddleCarBuildingKeysOne DayRanApartmentHighwaysPolicemenDrivewayCar Keys Author:Steven Wright
“Two young salmon are swimming along one day. As they do, they are passed by a wiser, older fish coming the other way. The wiser fish greets the two as he passes, saying, "Morning boys, how's the water?" The other two continue to swim in silence for a little while, until the first one turns to the other and asks, "What the hell is water?"” WayFirstsLittlesTwoYoungTurnsAsksWaterSilenceBoysMorningHellOne DayFishesSwimSwimmingWiserSalmon Author:David Foster Wallace
“My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.” IfsShouldBigsThreeHellStreetsWalkingOne DayMy FriendsCrossesExcuseQuittingSmokeFasterIdiotSmokingBusCigaretteShould IPacksKill MeI QuitQuit Smoking Author:Gregg Rogell
“We, PANTERA, had the greatest, the most intense, dedicated fans I've ever seen in my ******* life. And I really hope with all my heart that one day, people - especially our fans and my friends - can see clearly enough to think for themselves and really realize that I have nothing but love for them. I've just been going through personal hell since December. Once again, it's very hard to talk about, man. You know, my heart is in a thousand pieces a day.” PeopleThinkingKnowsMenHeartHardEnoughRealizingHellPiecesFansMy HeartOne DayThousandMy FriendsIntenseDedicatedDecemberPantera Author:Phil Anselmo
“I feel a lot of cities are like, you go and you are trying to do your art, and there are so many other artists there who are so brilliant. And it's kind of like they stomp on the scene, and they are like, "You're not already Picasso? Get the hell out of here!" And Memphis is like, "Well, you'll get there one day!"” FeelsTryingWellsKindArtArtistCitiesHellLike YouSceneOne DayBrilliantMemphis Author:Valerie June
“Isla [Fisher] is so pretty we were trying to decide who the hell should play against her that would intimidate her, and one day I said, "You know...this was before Superman had come out, Superman v. Batman: The Court Room Drama I like to call it.” KnowsShouldTryingSaidPlayRoomsHellDramaOne DayCourtIntimidating Author:Greg Mottola