“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.” TwoFunnyRememberBrainProduceComputerReactionsCulinaryChocolatePotMarijuanaDessertSimilarityResearchersCannabisFunny MarijuanaFunny WeedFunny ChocolateSweets And Desserts Author:Matt Lauer
“This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.” MadeHumorFunnyProduceGeniusFishesIslandsFishingCoalShortageShortage Of Time Author:Aneurin Bevan
“It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.” HumorFunnyDifficultMinutesProduceTelevisionPaperSingingDancingDanceMarketingSellingAdvertisingTwelveDocumentariesToiletsRabbitsInterruptedToilet PaperTwilight ZoneProbing Author:Rod Serling
“n Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” LoveLifeYearsHumorFunnyPoliticsPeaceHistoryDemocracyProduceMurderTerrorClockWarfareRenaissanceThirty YearsBloodshedSwitzerlandLeonardoBrotherlyBrotherly LoveCuckoosVoting And DemocracyBooks And MoviesAlpsItalian RenaissanceCuckoo Clocks Author:Orson Welles