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“The three kinds of services you generally find in the Episcopal churches. I call them either low-and-lazy, broad-and-hazy, or high-and-crazy.”

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Book:All the Golden Doors

Source: All the Golden Doors

“Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guy's cell phone went off - don't you just hate that? Then he picked it up, 'Hey, how's it going? I'm in a movie.' And I'm like, 'Hey! Get off the phone!' And he's like, 'Mind your own business.' And I almost went crazy, but then I looked at my bracelet: what would Jesus do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.”

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Author:Daniel Tosh

“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.”

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Author:Voltaire

“The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.”

“Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.”

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Book:Mother Night: A Novel

Source: Mother Night: A Novel