“When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.” PeopleMenStoriesReligionWatchesSkyPromiseClaimsConvincedInvisibleAll TimeChampionAweBullshitExaggeratedDiseasedFalse Promises Author:George Carlin
“[The human mind] finds more facility in assenting to the self-existence of an invisible cause possessing infinite power, wisdom, and goodness, than in the self-existence of the universe, visibly destitute of these attributes, and which may be the effect of them.” MindHumansMaySelfReligionUniverseCausesExistenceEffectsGoodnessInfiniteInvisibleHuman MindAttributesFacilityPossessingDestituteInfinite Power Author:James Madison
“We seem to be pariahs alike in the visible and the invisible world, with no foothold anywhere, though by every principle of government and religion we should have an equal place on this planet.” WorldShouldSeemsGovernmentReligionPrinciplesPlanetsEqualShould HaveInvisibleVisiblePariahs Book:History of Woman Suffrage ...: 1883-1900 Source: History of Woman Suffrage ...: 1883-1900
“My heart went out, seeking the God of my people. In thousands of homes those white candles burned tonight. I joined an invisible congregation.” PeopleHeartHomeReligionWomenWhiteMy HeartSeekingInvisibleTonightCandleBurnedCongregation Author:Jessie Sampter
“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” PeopleIfsThinkingMenWantLifeNeedsEndsHumorMotivationalFunnyReligionSufferingMoneyWatchesForeverFireSkyAtheismMinutesSpecialLove YouTenAtheistConvincedListsInvisibleBurningSmokeTortureScreamAgnosticEnd TimesAnguishLive ForeverSpecial PlacesNeed MoneyFunny Bumper StickerFunny ReligiousFunny AtheistGreatest Atheist Author:George Carlin