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“There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.”

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Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”

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Book:Radio broadcasts of Will Rogers

Source: Radio broadcasts of Will Rogers

“Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.”

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Author:Will Rogers

“The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.”

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Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.”

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Author:George W. Bush

“Pat, did you notice yesterday the ACLU, and all the Christ-haters, People For the American Way, NOW, etc. were totally disregarded by the Democrats and the Republicans in both houses of Congress as they went out on the steps and called out on to God in prayer and sang "God Bless America" and said "let the ACLU be hanged"? In other words, when the nation is on its knees, the only normal and natural and spiritual thing to do is what we ought to be doing all the time - calling upon God.”

“Dan Moldea, the lead investigator for Larry Flynt's ongoing quest to uncover sexual indiscretions of Republican congressional members, has now admitted he was hired by the law firm defending President Clinton.”

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Author:Jerry Falwell

“Please assure me that you are all Republicans.”

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Author:Ronald Reagan

“I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.”

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Author:David Cross

“If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.”

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Author:Kristen Schaal

“You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.”

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Author:Jackie Kennedy