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“Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.”

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Author:Kinky Friedman

“A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.”

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Author:Thomas Fuller

“[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of John Buchan (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of John Buchan (Illustrated)

“She hasn't run faster than herself before”

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Author:Zola Budd

“Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier”

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Author:Ron Pickering

“How about those Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Didn't London look like the place to be? New York City was in the running for this Olympics. But here's what happened. We got outbribed.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school - kind of like Mitt Romney.”

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Author:Jay Leno