“Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school - kind of like Mitt Romney.” KnowsMenKindHas BeensRunningSchoolFunnyGoldOlympicsRomneyBoltsMeterElementary SchoolLondon Olympics Author:Jay Leno
“Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!” IfsShouldSchoolCoursesSexSportsMissingDeserveHarderOlympicsMedalAdultery Author:Lewis Black