“Look, I'm standing naked before you; Don't you want more than my sex? I can scream as loud as your last one, But I can't claim innocence.” WantLooksI CanLastsSexStandingClaimsNakedInnocenceLoudScream Author:Tori Amos
“With most people, not describable as artists, all the finer part of their vitality goes into sex. They become third-rate poets during their courtship. All their instincts of drama come out freshly with their wives. The artist is he in whom this emotionality normally absorbed by sex is so strong that it claims a newer and more exclusive field of deployment. Its first creation is the Artist himself, a new sort of person; the creative man.” PeopleMenFirstsPersonsArtistStrongSexCreativeWifeCreationFieldsPoetDramaThirdsClaimsInstinctRateVitalityExclusiveCourtshipDeployment Author:Wyndham Lewis
“Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.” UseTodayYoungGirlSexImaginationMoralCasesAtheismSweetOne DayNewsClaimsMajorityCaughtPositive AtheismGentlemanEncountersInvestigationMultipleGraphicJimmyLadies And GentlemenGreat News Author:Frank Zappa
“I resolved to claim for my sex all that an impartial Creator had bestowed, which, by custom and a perverted application of the Scriptures, had been wrested from woman.” SexClaimsCreatorScriptureCustomsApplication Author:Lucretia Mott
“I want my sex to claim nothing from their brethren but what their brethren may justly claim from them.” WantMaySexBrotherClaimsBrethren Book:Letters on the equality of the sexes, and the condition of woman: Addressed to Mary S. Parker Source: Letters on the equality of the sexes, and the condition of woman: Addressed to Mary S. Parker
“Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!” ThinkingMenWayHumorFunnySexMinutesEarsClaimsTherapistsLicking Author:Billy Connolly
“And speaking of sex, the Immaculate Conception does not mean Jesus was conceived in the absence of sex. It means Mary was conceived without Original Sin. That's all it has ever meant. And according to the tabloids, Mary is apparently the only one who can make such a claim. The Jesus thing is called virgin birth.” MeanDoeJesusSexSinBirthClaimsOriginalsAbsenceConceptionMaryVirginsTabloidsOriginal SinImmaculateVirgin BirthImmaculate Conception Book:The Best of Brain Droppings Source: The Best of Brain Droppings