“It has been said in praise of some men, that they could take whole hours together upon anything; but it must be owned to the honor of the other sex that there are many among them who can talk whole hours together upon nothing. I have known a woman branch out into a long extempore dissertation on the edging of a petticoat, and chide her servant for breaking a china cup, in all the figures of rhetoric.” MenLongHas BeensSaidWholeTogetherSexHoursTalkingKnownFiguresHonorPraiseChinaCupsServantBranchesRhetoricDissertation Author:Joseph Addison
“My brother tried to explain sex to me when I was 7 - and he did it with a cup.” SexBrotherCupsMy Brother Author:Kevin Hart
“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.” WorldTryingHumorFunnyGirlLostSexPoorCupsBridgesScotlandVirginityWorld CupHaving Sex Author:Russell Howard
“I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.” WorldYearsSexFourThis WorldCupsSoccerFour YearsFootballerWorld CupFunny SoccerEnglish Football Author:Ronaldo