“Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned head: We poor lads, 'tis our turn now To hear such tunes as killed the cow. Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme Your friends to death before their time. Moping, melancholy mad: Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.” GivingWellsEnoughTurnsStuffSleepPoorLordClearStupidDrinkHumorousMadRateBeerTunesMelancholyCowsVersesRhymeBellyAchePipeLadChapsSleep Well Author:A. E. Housman
“You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.” IfsHumorBigsFunnyStupidCowsStupid Things Author:Dylan Moran
“What?s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.” ThinkingWantLooksMadeReasonBigsEyeDiesNextAnimalStupidMetsEatingPreparedFarmsCowsBulletsNext TimeDeliciousBeggingBegging You Author:Paul Rodriguez
“I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow.” WayWantWholeMovingStupidFiguresBunchSettlingMilkCowsMongoliaYaks Author:Dave Matthews
“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?" "Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um.” PeopleIfsSaidTwoGuyGirlFeltStupidKissingNormalRedOkaySacredLikesDumbAfternoonCowsApolloSacred CowsStupid Guy Book:Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth Source: Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth