“Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men.” MenFunnyDogStupidSuperiorsDalmatians Author:Eugene O'Neill
“Play with your kids. Limit their TV time. Get outdoors and chase them around. Wrestle with them. Walk the dog. Go bike riding. The reality is that your kids are not stupid, and they know when they are overweight Start walking the dog after dinner instead of watching TV. You don't want them going on the Web to find ways to lose weight. That's when you'll find them eating tissue paper because they read that a supermodel did it.” KnowsWayWantPlayRealityKidsLosesWalksDogStupidTvsWalkingLimitsPaperEatingWeightDinnerRidingBikeTissuesOverweightLose WeightNot StupidWatching TvSupermodelBike RidingTissue Paper Author:Jillian Michaels
“The dogs in our lives, the dogs we come to love and who (we fervently believe) love us in return, offer more than fidelity, consolation, and companionship. They offer comedy, irony, wit, and a wealth of anecdotes, the "shaggy dog stories" and "stupid pet tricks" that are commonplace pleasures of life.” BelieveStoriesWealthPleasureComedyOur LivesDogStupidReturnOffersWitTricksIronyPetCompanionshipConsolationCommonplaceFidelityAnecdotesBelieve In LovePleasures Of Life Author:Marjorie Garber
“The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks.” TeachDogStupidTricksVotersTypicalAmerican Voters Author:Jonathan Gruber
“A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door; the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, He's back. It's that guy, that same guy. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. Another can of food? I don't believe it.” ThinkingKnowsBelieveLooksIdeasHomeJoyGuyWalksDoorsDogStupidDon't BelieveAccomplishNo IdeaIdiotComing HomeThat GuyThink Of You Author:Jerry Seinfeld