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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

Giving May Humor Eye Black Beauty Stupid Makeup Beholder Eye Of The Beholder Black Eyes Piggy Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder Makeup And Beauty

Author:Jim Henson

“The mind wants to live forever, or to learn a very good reason why not. The mind wants the world to return its love, or its awareness... The mind's sidekick, however, will settle for two eggs over easy. The dear, stupid body is easily satisfied as a spaniel. And, incredibly, the simple spaniel can lure the brawling mind to its dish. It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious mind will hush if you give it an egg.”

“People are more open about seeking help these days. They recognise the fact that the alternative to having a shrink is that you bore your friends stupid. So I figured that I might as well give someone 100 bucks an hour to hear my woes. At least someone can make a living out of listening to my tedious problems.”

People Giving Wells Facts Helping Problem Might Hours Stupid Listening Seeking Alternatives These Days Bores Woe Shrinks Bucks Recognise Tedious Seeking Help

Author:Hugh Laurie

“No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.”

Thinking Giving Trying Names Stupid Example Let Me Caught Credit Fairy Slips Signing Forged Goblin

Book:Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident

Source: Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident

“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”

Giving Dies Stupid Choke Lemons Life Gives You Lemons

Author:Scott Adams