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“The US has a vital interest in that area of the country.”

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Author:Dan Quayle

“Getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have precise precision.”

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Author:Dan Quayle

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

“In the same way the eminence attaching to the mere possession of great wealth disappoints us nine times out of ten, especially if the wealth has been accumulated rapidly. For great wealth is accumulated rapidly by cunning or chance, or a mixture of the two. Cunning has nothing to do with high qualities; it is rather a presumption against them; while chance has nothing to do with them either. Therefore it is that men are always complaining after meeting So-and-so, that he seemed to be astonishingly stupid, though he made a million in ten years and started as a pauper.”

“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

“When the water starts boiling it is foolish to turn off the heat.”

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Author:Nelson Mandela

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”

“Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.”

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Author:Lester B. Pearson

“It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.”

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Author:Dan Quayle

“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.”

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Author:Dan Quayle

“If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.”

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Author:Dan Quayle

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”

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Author:Dan Quayle

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

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Author:Dan Quayle

“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.”

“Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.”

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Book:The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

“Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.”

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Author:Orson Welles

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

“Should any political party attempt to abolish social security unemployment insurance and eliminate labor laws and farm programs you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group of course that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few other Texas oil millionaires and an occasional politician or business man from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid.”