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“This book has too much plot and not enough story.”

Book Enough Stories Funny Too Much Stupid Plot

Author:Samuel Goldwyn

“Soros and the Tides Foundation have been trying to indoctrinate our kids. Do you remember that stupid - what was the name of that - what was the name of the film that they did? There it is - "Story of Stuff."”

Trying Has Beens Stories Kids Remember Film Names Stuff Stupid Foundation Come Up Tides Clip

Author:Glenn Beck

“Los Angeles people are incapable of passively mainlining TV and movies. Here you have to read who produced or directed every episode, who wrote it, who had guests shots and whether you know them personally and if they like you. You have to figure out who everybody's agent is and whether yours is better. You not only know but deeply care about the difference between such job titles as Producer, Supervising Producer, and Executive Story Editor. ... So while the rest of the country is lying stupid in a media-induced coma, people in L.A. are in constant withdrawal.”

Source: Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye

“I had been writing comic books for years and I was doing them to please a publisher, who felt that comics are only read by very young children or stupid adults. And therefore, we have to keep the stories very simplistic... And those were all things I hated.”

Writing Years Children Book Stories Young Felt Stupid Please Adults Comic Hated Comic Book Publishers Young Children

Author:Stan Lee

“What Americans don't care much about is the piffle we put on TV these days, what they don't care about is boring, irrelevant, badly told stories, and what they really hate is the presumption that they're too stupid to know the difference.”

Knows Stories Care Hate Differences Stupid Tvs Don't Care Boring These Days Irrelevant Presumption

Author:Christiane Amanpour

“A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass.”

Stories Stupid Ass Get Over Synopsis

Author:Kieron Gillen

“I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a genius at 10. Try telling that at 21, and you look hacky and stupid. That was the only joke I've ever told. Everything since has been character voices, doing impressions or just telling stories.”

Trying Looks Has Beens Said Character Stories Voice Stage Stupid Genius Jokes Crosses Impression Checks Chickens Chicks Telling Stories

Author:Gabriel Iglesias

“A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.”

People Ifs Thinking Way Kind Stories Hours Saws Stupid Basketball Logic Drunk Restaurants Uniforms Jordan

Author:Tucker Max

“Marjan. I have told him tales of good women and bad women, strong women and weak women, shy women and bold women, clever women and stupid women, honest women and women who betray. I'm hoping that, by living inside their skins while he hears their stories, he'll understand over time that women are not all this way or that way. I'm hoping he'll look at women as he does at men-that you must judge each of us on her own merits, and not condemn us or exalt us only because we belong to a particular sex.”

“The dogs in our lives, the dogs we come to love and who (we fervently believe) love us in return, offer more than fidelity, consolation, and companionship. They offer comedy, irony, wit, and a wealth of anecdotes, the "shaggy dog stories" and "stupid pet tricks" that are commonplace pleasures of life.”

Believe Stories Wealth Pleasure Comedy Our Lives Dog Stupid Return Offers Wit Tricks Irony Pet Companionship Consolation Commonplace Fidelity Anecdotes Believe In Love Pleasures Of Life

Author:Marjorie Garber

“Who am I to stop everybody just to tell my stupid story? It's presumptuous.”

Stories Stupid Presumptuous

Author:Brendan Benson

“I was recently told by a guy friend that red lipstick during the summer is distracting, and I said, "You need to shut up because I love red lips in the summer." Guys are stupid, moral of the story.”

Needs Said Stories Guy Moral Stupid Summer Red Lips Shut Up Lipstick Red Lips Red Lipstick Guy Friend Moral Of The Story

Author:Brittany Snow

“However I will never forget what Marion [Zimmer Bradley] did for me by accepting that first story from a stupid enthusiastic kid.”

Firsts Stories Kids Forget Accepting Stupid Never Forget Enthusiastic

Author:Vera Nazarian

“'Hansel and Gretel' is one of the scariest stories ever written! Psychotic mother; stupid, inane father.”

Stories Mother Father Written Stupid Psychotic Hansel And Gretel

Author:Maurice Sendak

“Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and every version, they sound more silly and flat. The other kind of story, it uses you up. The more you tell it, the stronger it gets. Those kind of stories only remind you how stupid you were. Are. Will always be.”

Kind Stories Use Sound Stupid Drama Stronger Silly Versions Faster Flats

Author:Chuck Palahniuk