“I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. ... Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.” ThinkingWayMeanSaidReasonGuyOrganizationSuicideFruitBlowPlanesPairsAlsLunaticAl QaedaBombersSuicide Bombers Author:David Letterman
“Officials believe that one of the terrorists was a woman. And there are female suicide bombers. It's just that their reward in paradise is a little different. Instead of getting 72 virgins, they get 72 guys who just listen.” BelieveLittlesDifferentGuyFemaleSuicideRewardsTerroristOfficialsParadiseVirginsJust ListenBombersSuicide Bombers Author:Bill Maher
“If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.” IfsLooksGuySuicideSuspectsClueBombing Author:Norm MacDonald
“The debt ceiling debacle is almost a horrible metaphor: It's as if a bomb went off at 800 Pennsylvania Avenue and sent shrapnel flying in every direction. I don't know what these guys think they're doing, but it looks like they're committing political suicide.” IfsThinkingKnowsLooksPoliticalGuySuicideMetaphorDebtFlyingHorribleBombsLaw EnforcementAvenuesCeilingsPennsylvaniaDebt CeilingDebacles Author:Charlie Cook
“John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.” PeopleNeedsMindGuyGoalFourWifeSuicideProofAlsAfghanistanOld PeopleThis GuyAl QaedaWalkersBombersSuicide Bombers Author:David Letterman
“A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.” PeopleEnoughDeathGuySkillsSuicideKillersSerialsSerial KillerPeople SkillsMatadors Author:Scott Adams
“You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.” IfsWantMightDeathGuyPerfectBrainAliveExampleSuicideArguingBagsPhysicistCasketsFreezerSchrodinger Author:Scott Adams
“The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.” ThinkingFirstsWholeLife IsGuyMy FriendsSuicideSoldierAssThings In LifeBombersSuicide Bombers Author:Dennis Miller
“And it would be a bit out of character. President Recep Tayyip Erdogan may have started out as a reformer, but he really enjoys being seen as a larger-than-life tough-guy figure. He doesn't go on photographed hunting expeditions, for instance. But he does have hero moments, such as when his convoy stopped in the middle of the Bosphorus Bridge and he allegedly talked down a jumper, prevented him from committing suicide.” MayDoeMomentsCharacterWould BeGuyBitsEnjoyPresidentMiddleFiguresGoes OnHeroToughSuicideInstanceBridgesHuntingReformersExpeditionsLarger Than LifeTough GuyCommitting SuicideJumpersErdoganBosphorus Author:Peter Kenyon
“I feel it's such a tragic thing [Kurt Cobain's suicide]. Here is a guy, a young guy, that had everything in his hands. He could have had a great life. He had a wife, he had a child, he had a fantastic career. He was important to a generation. And for him to do that - I didn't like that. I thought that was just wrong.” FeelsChildrenImportantHandsYoungGuyCareersWifeGenerationsSuicideFantasticTragicYoung GuysCobain Author:Sammy Hagar
“I had in mind a case close to my family, friends of my parents, who seemed to be the perfect bourgeois family, and a young boy, who when he was 17, committed suicide. It was such a shock. The parents didn't understand. Nobody understood why he did that. Everybody was exploring his life, trying to understand what the problem was. Everybody had a feeling that this guy had the perfect life: he was beautiful, he was clever... but he did that. I had that in mind, about Isabelle in Young and Beautiful, for the parents to see adolescents like aliens.” TryingMindFeelingsProblemBeautifulGuyParentPerfectBoysMy FamilySuicideCommittedCleverAliensExploringFamily FriendsPerfect LifeYoung And Beautiful Author:Francois Ozon
“Go work until you can get the job you that want to have. And I'm really lucky to get to work with a lot of entrepreneurs that are building some of the coolest, new stuff in the world and these guys and girls work really hard and they put in the hours and they're generous and care about other people and it's what led to their success.” PeopleWorldWantInspirationalHardMotivationalCareJobsGuyGirlStuffHoursBuildingHealthyLuckySuicideEntrepreneurWell BeingGenerousSuicidal ThoughtsNew Stuff Author:Ashton Kutcher
“Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself."” WantEyeGuyHurtWatchesHumorousSuicideBotherThis GuyWant HimDeath Row Book:Napalm & Silly Putty Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the ‘Suicide Solution’ case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They would picket my shows with signs that read, ‘The Anti-Christ Is Here’. And they’d always be chanting: ‘Put Satan behind you! Put Jesus in front of you!’ One time, I made my own sign – a smiley face with the words ‘Have a Nice Day’ – and went out and joined them. They didn’t even notice. Then, just as the gig was about to start, I put down the sign, said, ‘See ya, guys,’ and went back to my dressing room.” MadeSaidShowsFacesGuyJesusChristMy OwnRoomsBehindsCasesNiceWorstFrontsSolutionsSuicideCourtSatanOne TimeFreakDressingsGigsBehind YouChantingDressing RoomsNice DaySmileySmiley FaceAnti ChristHave A Nice DayJesus Freak Author:Ozzy Osbourne
“I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys. Some of them were alcoholics and drug addicts but they had fun. They were real people. They formed the culture of American literature. Hemingway admired Tolstoy, Tolstoy admired Pushkin, and Mailer admired Hemingway. It all flows down. The greats are all connected. One day I'm gonna write a book myself. The first chapter will be about what a rough deal my momma got. She believed in you guys and your society.” PeopleWritingFirstsBookRealGuyCultureLiteratureFunDealsOne DayDrugFlowSuicideCommittedConnectedHipsRoughChaptersAddictAlcoholicsDrug AddictAmerican LiteratureMommaHad FunMy MommaPushkin Author:Mike Tyson
“The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in.” PeopleIfsKnowsHeartPersonsHas BeensGuyWhiteOne ThingHeroSuicideCleanCommitLiliesTrue Person Author:Mike Tyson
“One of my favorite movies of all time is 'It's A Wonderful Life', which is a pretty interesting choice for a seasonal Christmas favorite, because it's about a guy who wants to commit suicide and is presented with reasons not to.” WantReasonGuyChoicesInterestingWonderfulSuicideMy FavoriteCommitChristmasAll TimeWonderful LifeIt's A Wonderful Life Author:Frank Darabont
“We might be on the brink of an apocalypse if, instead of poor people with suicide bombs killing middle class guys, middle-class people with suicide bombs started killing rich guys.” PeopleIfsMightGuyLiteraturePoorClassRichMiddleSuicideKillingBombsMiddle ClassApocalypsePoor People Author:Bruce Sterling
“There's not too many people that don't think I'm crazy, for walking away from so much money. I'm at a restaurant with my wife, it's a nice restaurant, we're eating dinner. I look across the room, I say, 'You see this guy over here, across the room? He has $100 million.' And we're eating the same entree. So, OK, fine, I don't have $50 million or whatever it was, but say I have $10 million in the bank. The difference in lifestyle is miniscule.” PeopleThinkingLooksSaidGuyDifferencesRoomsMillionsNiceWifeCrazyFineWalkingEatingSuicideDinnerMy WifeLifestyleRestaurantsSuicidalThis GuySuicidal ThoughtsWalking AwayEntreesEating Dinner Author:Dave Chappelle