Quotessence
Home / Topics / Uncle Vernon Quotes

Uncle Vernon Quotes

Browse 17 quotes about Uncle Vernon.

Related topics

Uncles

Uncle Vernon Quotes

“Are you threatening me, sir?” he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare. “Yes, I am,” said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly. “And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?” barked Uncle Vernon. “Well...” said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle Vernon leapt backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. “Yes, I’d have to say you do, Dursley.”

IntimidationUncle VernonMad Eye Moody
Book:Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Create image

“And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon. "Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley.”

MenWellsLooksKindSaidEyeHorrorHatsPushingUnclesIntimidatedMoodyLuggageRevolvingWell SaidBowlersTrolleysPushing BackUncle VernonMad Eye MoodyBowler Hats
Author:J. K. Rowling
Create image

“I had a dream about a motorcycle," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying." Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in front. He turned right around in his seat and yelled at Harry, his face like a gigantic beet with a mustache: "MOTORCYCLES DON'T FLY!" Dudley and Piers sniggered. "I know they don't," said Harry. "It was only a dream.”

KnowsSaidDreamRememberFacesCarFrontsFlyingSeatsUnclesMotorcycleI Had A DreamMustachePiersBeetsUncle Vernon
Author:J. K. Rowling
Create image

“What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got another -" "It's not," said Harry cheerfully. "It's a letter from my godfather." "Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather!" "Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy.”

IfsSaidStillsHandsRunningFormHavensBrokenDadNewsLettersPrisonLikesChecksStaringMumHarry PotterUnclesMurdererWizardsEnvelopesMum And DadUncle Vernon
Author:J. K. Rowling
Create image

“That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room for the family in his brand new uniform...As he looked at Dudley in his new knickerbockers, Uncle Vernon said gruffly that if was the proudest moment of his life. Aunt Petunia burst into tears and said she couldn't believe it was her Ickle Dudleykins, he looked so handsome and grown-up. Harry didn't trust himself to speak. He thought two of his ribs might already have cracked from trying not to laugh.”

IfsTryingBelieveSaidTwoMomentsMightSpeakRoomsLaughingTearsEveningBrandsUniformsUnclesHandsomeAuntLiving RoomCrackedBrand NewRibsPetuniasProudest MomentsUncle Vernon
Author:J. K. Rowling
Create image

“The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.”

DrinkFilledFruitBarsChocolateCakeVegetablesUnclesRabbitsFavorites ThingsBurgersFridgesFruits And VegetablesChocolate BarsUncle VernonDudley Dursley
Book:Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Create image

“He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of it was covered in stamps except for a square inch on the front, into which Mrs. Weasley had squeezed the Dursleys’ address in minute writing. “She did put enough stamps on, then,” said Harry, trying to sound as though Mrs. Weasley’s was a mistake anyone could make.”

WritingTryingSaidEnoughFightingBitsSoundMistakeLaughingMinutesFrontsLettersAddressesCoveredSquaresInchesUnclesStampsEnvelopesWeasleyUncle Vernon
Author:J. K. Rowling
Create image

“I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a bit of Aunt Mary’s laundry and Beau Jack, the dog, peeing on the fence, and a row of potted tuberous begonias on the porch and 78 trees and a million pebbles in the driveway and more. It’s a generous medium, photography.”

WantedBitsMillionsClearTreeDogCarPhotographyStandingMediumsGenerousMaryUnclesFenceAuntLaundryPebblesPorchDrivewayUncle VernonClear Day
Author:Lee Friedlander
Create image