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“Let us be absolutely truthful for once in our life. We human beings are basically assholes. As time goes by, some of us become a little better - a rascal. But most of us live and die as we were, and are. Plain-simply, assholes.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Celebrities Ain't Health Experts (The Sonnet) Celebrities and influencers are not health experts, Stop taking medical advice from halfwits of wellness. Stop being a two-bit doctor from ten minutes of googling, For Google is not a substitute for doctors and nurses. Compared to that of a trained and experienced doctor, Even as a neurobiologist my diagnosis skills are insignifant. Then why can't you accept that when it comes to medicine, Your opinion is worth no more than a counterfeit coin. One goes through years of training and many sleepless nights, Then they earn the right to wear the white coat of service. And yet upon spending an hour surfing on the internet, You put on the personality of a grey-haired neurologist! Lack of expertise is by no means the same as lack of dignity. But denial of expertise indicates a definite lack of sanity.”

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Book:Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

Source: Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?”

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“You are all-ness of all small-ness of the small mightiness of the mighty tiniest of the tiny one amongst the many unity till eternity disunity of the unity indivisibility of infinity immanence of eternity You're all. All in One. One in all.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas