Wellness Guru Quotes
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Wellness Guru Quotes
“I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.”
“Stop cribbing! Go, get a life. But then, perhaps you hate life. In that case, get a wife.”
“Any given day is a second chance, after yesterday. Make the best of it today.”
“Before you call a spade a spade, dig a big hole for yourself.”
“I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.”
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.”
“All personal god, yours or mine, are false. Unto existence nothing but an infinite oneness walks.”
“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”
“Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.”
“Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.”
“Passive Aggression – Being covertly spiteful with the intent of inflicting mental pain.”
“First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit.”
“If we can somehow survive this world, we would've achieved something in this world.”
“Come on, let your silly egotistical self be gone! And then only THAT WHICH IS will be shown.”