“What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife? And yet men expect that women shall put on altogether new characters when they are married, and girls think that they can do so.” ThinkingMenCharacterGirlCan DoWifeMarriedSuits Author:Anthony Trollope
“The Second Way in which a wife can be separated from her husband, while he continues to be faithful to his God and his priesthood, I have not revealed, except to a few persons in this Church; and a few have received it from Joseph the prophet as well as myself. If a woman can find a man holding the keys of the priesthood with higher power and authority than her husband, and he is disposed to take her he can do so, otherwise she has got to remain where she is... there is no need for a bill of divorcement... To recapitulate.” IfsMenWayNeedsWellsPersonsCan DoChurchWifeKeysHigherHusbandAuthorityBillsFaithfulProphetPriesthoodPolygamyBeing FaithfulHigher Power Author:Brigham Young
“Between writing, traveling, speaking, preaching, and doing my best to be a good husband to my wife and my three kids, that's about as much as one man or at least this man can do.” MenWritingKidsThreeCan DoWifeHusbandMy WifeOne ManPreachingGood Husband Author:Tullian Tchividjian
“Let me tell you something, I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law, the law sucks. It's boring, but it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody? Cost him everything he's worked for? Make his wife leave him, even make his kids cry...yeah, we can do that.” WantKidsLawUsedCan DoWifeCryCostWeaponsLet MeYeahBoringLawyerAlly Mcbeal Author:Richard Fish
“I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.” ThinkingWantHumorMightFunnyOrderCan DoPerfectWifeMonthsDatingListsRelativeMailPhilippinesPerfect WomanMailingFunny Dating Author:Adam Ferrara
“There's no real manual on being a parent. There's no real manual on being a wife. I keep reminding myself, My mother did all this, only she never got to leave the house. OK, I can do this. We're all learning on our own learning curve.” I CanRealMotherHouseParentCan DoWifeCurvesRemindingManualsReal MenBeing A ParentI Can Do ThisLearning Curve Author:Kelly Ripa
“My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.” KnowsBigsHouseCan DoKnow HowWifeDaughterMy WifeMy DaughterAccentsBeing Funny Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“I think my wife puts up with me 'cause I try. I think that's all any guy can do is just try. That's right! 'Cause we ain't never gunna get it. 'Cause as soon as we get close you ladies change it. It's like this memo goes out, 'they're getting close, change it, change it!'” ThinkingTryingGuyCausesCan DoWifeMy WifeMemos Author:Bill Engvall
“Making a film is a way for me to understand what it's like to be a murderer, to confess, to be a beaten wife, to be a minority, to be a victor, to get the girl, to lose the girl. I can do all of that through the practice of an art form.” WayArtI CanFilmFormGirlCan DoLosesPracticeWifeMinoritiesBeatenMurderer Author:Sydney Pollack