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“My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.”

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Author:Joe Sakic

“From the poetry of Lord Byron they drew a system of ethics compounded of misanthropy and voluptuousness,-a system in which the two great commandments were to hate your neighbour and to love your neighbour's wife.”

Love Two Hate Lord Wife Love You Ethics Commandments Hate You Neighbour Misanthropy Byron

Author:Thomas B. Macaulay

“What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates Americans for their "excessive" lifestyle.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Of all hatreds that the world produces, a wife's hatred for her husband, when she does hate him, is the strongest.”

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Book:Phineas Redux: Trollope's Works

Source: Phineas Redux: Trollope's Works

“I feel like a divorced wife once my book is published and has left me, and hate to be brought back into intimate contact!”

Feels Book Hate Left Wife Contact Intimate Divorced

Author:Freya Stark

“How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives, while their husbands shop for fame and glory.”

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Author:Bill Vaughan

“My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.”

Said Hate Three Grows Wife Months Seasons My Wife Handle Ducks Beard Three Months

Author:Jase Robertson

“A husband and wife who are in the habit of occupying separate rooms are either beings apart, or they have found happiness. Either they hate or they adore each other.”

Hate Found Rooms Wife Habit Husband Adore Husband And Wife Found Happiness

Author:Honore de Balzac

“How men envy and often hate these warm clocks, these wives, who know they will live forever. So what do we do? We men turn terribly mean, because we can't hold to the world or ourselves or anything. We are blind to continuity, all breaks down, falls, melts, stops, rots, or runs away. So, since we cannot shape Time, where does that leave men? Sleepless. Staring.”

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Book:Something Wicked This Way Comes

Source: Something Wicked This Way Comes

“I can't come up with the titles. My wife hates my titles. She doesn't even want to know about them.”

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Author:Robert Longo

“Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.”

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Author:Bill Burr

“I hate being away even for a day. But I'm happiest when I'm working and have my own things going on, so it ultimately makes me a better mother and wife.”

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Author:Kristin Cavallari

“In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn't fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn't want it to get any worse. You're the mother of my kids - I don't want to hate you.'”

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Author:Kevin Hart

“One of the nicest compliments I would get very often on the street is people would say, 'I love you on 'The Good Wife.' I just can't tell whether I should like you or hate you!'”

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Author:Nathan Lane