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“I would like to thank the incomparable William H. Macy for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife.”

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Author:Felicity Huffman

“Death's dry bones glowed with light in the erotic dark but he woke not nor felt the two warm bodies merge; the male worm then took heart and in his wife's ear whispered: "With one sweet kiss, dear wife, we've conquered conquering Death!”

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Book:the Odyssey a Modern Sequel

Source: the Odyssey a Modern Sequel

“I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole, I told you so".”

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Author:Bebe Neuwirth

“I like writing books. I'd rather be at home with my wife. I can write, take a break, come out, have a glass of tea, give my wife a kiss, and go back in and write some more. It's not so bad. I am really lucky.”

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Author:Gene Wilder

“I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.”

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Author:Frank Carson

“In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not old enough to understand the horror of war it was a very romantic era because these guys were kissing their wives and girlfriends goodbye and going off to fight and become heroes.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“A good wife is heaven's last, best gift to man, - his gem of many virtues, his casket of jewels; her voice is sweet music, her smiles his brightest day, her kiss the guardian of his innocence, her arms the pale of his safety.”

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Author:Jeremy Taylor

“My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.”

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Author:Max Miller

“There was a law in Connecticut - I believe it is still formally unrepealed - making it illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.”

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Book:Human Society in Ethics and Politics

Source: Human Society in Ethics and Politics

“On any given day, my daughters would snuggle in bed with my wife and me. We just hug and kiss each other. We laugh out loud and act completely silly. I stop and think to myself, "This is love."”

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Author:Jacob Vargas