“I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.” KnowsCoursesPartyWifeRepublicanIndiaMy WifeGladSatisfiedNutsSugarElephantsFeeding Book:The Wicked Wit of John F. Kennedy Source: The Wicked Wit of John F. Kennedy
“It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!” I CanWifeImagineMy WifeRelyNuts Author:Akshay Kumar
“John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'” WantSaidMatterTodayRichCuttingWifeTaxesHeyNutsShut UpTax CutsJohn Kerry Author:Jay Leno
“The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them. "This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where's the wife jokes, where's the fat jokes?"” RealFunnyYoungNightGuyTalkingComedyGraceWifeJokesSingersFatsOpeningComedianItalianNutsThis GuySockOld Time Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but it happened again. I fell in love. I told her, Baby, I don't want a prenuptial agreement. This is it. Everyone told me I was nuts. Well, my new wife and I are married six years and we get along great. You can make anything work if you're both givers.” IfsWantYearsWellsSaidFiveWifeHappenedBabySixMarriedTwentiesFive YearsAgreementRoughNutsDivorcedGiverTwenty FiveCement Author:Rodney Dangerfield