“Okay, you can stay at home and Spotify, or YouTube, or you can get off your ass and come listen to what real musicians making real music sound like. And, hey, it doesn't have to be me, but if I'm in town, then yeah, you should definitely check me out.” IfsShouldRealHomeSoundMusicianOkayTownsYeahChecksAssHeyYoutubeStay At HomeReal MusicSpotify Author:Nicholas Payton
“A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste.” FireWasteYeahAssLitNo Time To Waste Author:Madonna Ciccone
“I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds. "Yeah, but you can store this thing." You can store a bed, too - in the bedroom.” WellsHumorFunnyThreeMinutesBedYeahSizeBlowStoresAssKicksZeroSecondsBedroomMattresses Author:Mitch Hedberg
“"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!"” IfsMenWantYearsWellsEndsHumorFunnyGuyRedOkayPaidYeahAssMeatCoveredFifteenThis GuySweatersFifteen YearsRed Meat Author:Denis Leary
“Yeah, leading an examined life, I always say, is a pain in the ass. It adds an element of complexity to business that most businessmen don't want to hear about. They just want to call a fabric manufacturer, and say, "Hey, give us 10,000 yards of shirting."” WantGivingPainBusinessElementsYeahAddAssHeyComplexityFabricYardsBusinessmanExamined Life Author:Yvon Chouinard
“And so getting to meet Aubrey Plaza and Mae Whitman and getting to know two awesome girls who are just kick-ass. It's been nice that way where we probably wouldn't have worked together on any other crazy project. And just like you know Chris Evans teaching us all the high-five because he's dealing with like non-jocks (laughter) and we're like yeah!” KnowsWayTwoTogetherGirlFiveNiceCrazyTeachingLike YouProjectsLaughterYeahAssKicksKick AssJocksMae Author:Alison Pill
“Enjoy it if you do, but don't tell me how to live or teach it in school, or not allow a woman the right to choose, and so on. Yeah, all of that slips into my work. I even got a death threat the other day for not being pro gun, which just proves my point. They can kiss my ass.” IfsSchoolEnjoyTeachProveKissingGunYeahThreatAssSlipsPro GunKiss My Ass Author:Joe R. Lansdale
“You move on. It's work. Yeah, I'm privileged and paid handsomely and it's not exactly being in a coal mine, but you still work your ass off and you work as hard as you possibly can and you hope that people connect to it and enjoy it.” PeopleStillsHardMovingEnjoyMinesPaidYeahAssPrivilegedCoal Author:Colin Farrell
“I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the 'party girl'. I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.” WantInspirationalHateGirlWinningPartyKnownI HateYeahDanceAssGoing OutOscarsTime OffParty Girl Author:Lindsay Lohan
“Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who fought them, yeah, we know. How you think they keep kicking our asses?" "Cause you're pansies. Everyone knows that.” ThinkingKnowsCausesKnow HowLowsBirdYeahAssStaringGiantsKickingFangsDuhPansies Book:No Mercy Source: No Mercy
“It was so fascinating to be a part of this, because as the women took on these central roles that had all the good lines, therefore all the good laughs, all the great moments- the men, who had joined us to sit on stage, started squirming rather uncomfortably. And got really bored. Because they weren't used to being the supporting cast. It was fascinating to feel their discomfort, to discuss it with them afterwards when they said, 'It's boring to play the girl role.' And I said, 'Yeah. Yeah, ya think? Welcome to our world.'” ThinkingMenWorldFeelsSaidPlayMomentsUsedGirlLinesRolesLaughingStageHe ManYeahCastsBoringAssWelcomeBoredFascinatingOur WorldThey SaidBad AssDiscomfortGreat MomentsGood Laugh Author:Olivia Wilde