“There's a lot of levels of metanarrative that I like to play with. That's why I like the Ghostfacers, because we actually managed to come back off the strike with an episode that claimed that the CW wasn't able to get an episode of Supernatural done fast enough. So the prelude to 'Ghostfacers!' is the Ghostfacers going, 'Yeah, those fat-cat writers, we've got a show that's better than that bullshit anyway.' I mean, that's pretty cool in the world of metanarrative, which is, I have to admit, one of my abiding passions.” WorldMeanDoneEnoughPlayShowsAblePassionLevelsCatYeahStrikesFatsEpisodesBullshitAbidingPrelude Author:Ben Edlund
“I'm trying to steal from everybody. So yeah, there's cats that I'm personally affiliated with - Carl Franklin, Paul Thomas Anderson - and others that I don't know personally but their work I'm a big admirer of, like Martin Scorsese. But I'm hoping to come up with a language that is mine, that's specific to my take on this material.” KnowsTryingBigsLanguageMinesMaterialsCatYeahCome UpStealingFranklinAdmirerScorsese Author:Don Cheadle
“The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!” JobsHairBattleCatDressesYeahBarsVampireClockDirtyElevenArmorBrasPush UpsHuntressBloodsuckersDirty Jobs Author:Jeaniene Frost
“Yeah? What'd you name all those cats?" Death, Famine, Pestilence, War, and Mr. Whiskers." You named your cats after the riders of the apocal--wait. Mr. Whiskers?" Well, there are only four horsemen.” WellsWarNamesWaitingFourCatYeahFamineRidersPestilenceHorsemenWhiskersFour Horsemen Book:Storm Born Source: Storm Born
“What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)” ThinkingHumansWellsThreeCatMarkYeahSmellDucksSaneZombieRottenAsparagus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Yuki: What could I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn't even know that Jason isn't really a bear! He's a character in a horror film! Kyo: So what if I didn't know? Like I'd waste my time watching some dumb movie about a bear! Yuki: You truly are an idiot...” IfsKnowsCharacterFilmStupidLike YouBearsHorrorWasteCatYeahIdiotMy TimeWhat IfJasonHorror FilmWasting My TimeFruits Basket Author:Natsuki Takaya