“I was kicked out of middle school a few times. This guy who was kind of a d*** and a bully got hit by a car. I jumped up and went, YEAH Apparently that wasnt cool with some people cause I got kicked out.” PeopleKindSchoolGuyCausesMiddleCarYeahBullyThis GuyMiddle School Author:Tom DeLonge
“I like Kinko's, because they're open 24 hours. If it's 5 am and I decide I need two of something, I'm covered! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and then I think, "Oh, yeah. Kinko's. No problem. That will not remain singular."” IfsThinkingNeedsTwoSometimesProblemHumorFunnyNightHoursMiddleColdWake UpYeahCoveredSweatNo ProblemMiddle Of The Night Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"” GivingFirstsHumorFunnyUsedGirlMiddleDrinkYeahWineHeadacheThis Girl Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I used to watch 'Top of the Pops' when I was a kid and say 'Yeah!' or 'Boo!' at every single song. So there was nothing in the middle. You brutally put it on one side or another.” KidsUsedSongSidesWatchesMiddleYeahPops Author:Damien Hirst
“I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.” MenTryingTwoBigsJesusClassSawsMiddleYeahSticksPriestsSugarSwearScrewsTubesCokePixiesCatechism Author:Tim Allen
“Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a mini-bar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak.” IfsHelpingNightBreakMiddleYeahStoresBarsChickensTemptedSteakMiddle Of The NightGod HelpDoughnutCheesecakeGod Help UsKrispy Kreme Author:Mike Huckabee
“Let me just say that anything that I say about what's going on at Justice is pure speculation. Obviously, you know, I'm just going based on my experience as the attorney general, but, yeah, surprised because typically you don't talk about investigations. And it kind of surprised me that that letter went out, and I suppose that the reason for it is because we're in the middle of a presidential campaign. But nonetheless, I think it would be contrary to typical protocol.” ThinkingKnowsKindReasonWould BeJusticeMiddlePureLettersLet MeYeahContraryCampaignsPresidentialInvestigationTypicalSpeculationAttorneyProtocolPresidential Campaign Author:Alberto Gonzales
“Yeah when you're in the middle of filming this movie [Bad Santa 2] it doesn't matter what you say you can think of some sort of way to twist it into something dirty so we were laughing a lot.” ThinkingWayMatterLaughingMiddleYeahDirtyTwistsSantaBad Santa Author:Christina Hendricks
“I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." "No, really. I'm trapped." "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted." "So you're not really a werewolf." "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?” KnowsHumansWellsKindBodyLastsFacesMiddleStupidShapesMoonYeahDefinitionsForestsMeant To BeYour FaceTiedTrappedLast TimeHuman BodyWerewolfSteakWere Meant To BeFull Moon Author:Carrie Vaughn
“Interesting capitalization,' I said. 'Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle.” SaidBigsInterestingMiddleTownsYeahBelieverUnfairMargo Roth SpiegelmanCapitalization Book:Paper Towns Source: Paper Towns
“Karrin smiled faintly and shook her head. "He always said you knew ghosts. You're sure it was really him?" Mort eyed her. "Me and everyone else, yeah." Karrin scowled and stared into the middle distance. Mort frowned and then his expression softened. "You didn't want it to be his ghost. Did you?" Murphy shook her head slowly, but said nothing. "You needed everyone to be wrong about it. Because if it really was his ghost," Mort said, "it means that he really is dead." Murphy's face...just crumpled. Her eyes overflowed and she bowed her head. Her body shook in silence.” IfsWantMeanSaidBodyEyeFacesSilenceMiddleExpressionNeededYeahDistanceGhostHer EyesMurphy Book:Ghost Story: A Novel of the Dresden Files Source: Ghost Story: A Novel of the Dresden Files
“Everything's going to be fine. She'll be back at work soon. Let's just keep the house clean." Oh yeah, I want to say, because a clean house will result in peace in the Middle East as well.” WantWellsHouseResultsMiddleFineYeahCleanEastMiddle EastClean House Book:Saving Francesca Source: Saving Francesca