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Famous Adam Carolla Quotes
“If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.”
“He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.”
“You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.”
Source: In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks
“When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.”