In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks
A source page for quotes linked to Adam Carolla.
“The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.”
“It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.”
“If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.”
“Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.”
“If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.”
“Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.”
“I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.”
“I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.”
“I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.”
“Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.”
“People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.”
“I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.”
“If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.”
“He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.”