“Everything I touched seemed to be cursed—the next person who came in contact with that sunbed probably contracted HIV and died of a stubbed toe.” HumorComedyFunny QuotesHumorous QuotesFunny Book QuotesHumor QuotesLaughter QuotesFunny QuoteComedy HumorFunny Quotations Book:Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel Source: Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel