“That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.” MayHumorFunnyMotherBishops Author:Brendan Behan
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.” BigsFunnySexDifferencesMoneyMarriageCostHumorousSexyComparisonFunny MoneyFunny SexHumorous LoveIrish WritersSex And LoveSex RelationshipsSex LoveWitty One LinersGreat MoneySex Differences Author:Brendan Behan
“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.” KnowsDoneFunnyKnow HowCriticismCriticsEditorsIreland And The IrishHaremEunuchs Author:Brendan Behan
“New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.” FunnySpiritualNew YorkHumorousGoatsBeing IrishRefreshmentsIrish AuthorLourdes Author:Brendan Behan
“Pound notes are the best religion in the world.” WorldFunnyMoneyNotesPounds Book:The wit of Brendan Behan Source: The wit of Brendan Behan
