“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.” LoveLifeHumorFunnyWomenRelationshipsHonestHonestyBrokenIllusionLiesDenyDenialDeceptionDeceitSuspicionLieIllogicalMachineWord JunkiesLie Detector Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.” LoveHumorFunnyNumbersRateDeceptionDeceitDeceivedQuestionRatingAnswerDeliriousScale Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.