“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.” WantLoveHumorFunnyDesireTimeWomenRelationshipsWifeCrazyHusbandMurderInsaneWomanJustifyNeedJustificationNecessityWord JunkiesYearnAlibi Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.” LoveLifeHumorAgeFunnyDeathTimeRelationshipsFoodAbsurdOld AgeNonsenseRetirementCannibalCannibalismLeftoversRetirement Home Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.