“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.” MenLoveHumorFunnyRomanceSexWomenRelationshipsSleepFocusRomanticIntenseIntensitySleepingMake LoveReserveWord JunkiesNot Romantic Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.” WantLoveHumorFunnyDesireTimeWomenRelationshipsWifeCrazyHusbandMurderInsaneWomanJustifyNeedJustificationNecessityWord JunkiesYearnAlibi Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.” LoveLifeHumorFunnyWomenRelationshipsHonestHonestyBrokenIllusionLiesDenyDenialDeceptionDeceitSuspicionLieIllogicalMachineWord JunkiesLie Detector Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.