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“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.”

Love Writing God Humor Funny Sex Relationships Transformation Absence Writer Editing Lover Amazement Transform Amazing Word Junkies Commas Sex God

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”

Men Love Humor Funny Romance Sex Women Relationships Sleep Focus Romantic Intense Intensity Sleeping Make Love Reserve Word Junkies Not Romantic

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.”

Love Life Humor Funny Names Sex Money Responsibility Trust Baby Birth Irresponsible Babies Condoms Baby Names Fiscally Irresponsible

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.”

Love Humor Funny Politics Sex Congress Corruption Politicians

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).”

Love Humor Funny Sex Brick And Blanket Test Brick And Blanket Uses

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.”

Love Life Humor Funny Sex Relationships Bed Clarity Making Love Animated Mannequin

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.”

Love Humor Funny Sex Food Fruit Naughty Condom Banana Peel

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.”

Love Humor Funny Sex Dog Animals Dogs Unrelated

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.”

Humor Funny Sex Sleep

Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

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