“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.” LoveHumorFunnyRelationshipsHonestyFoodDinnerWord Junkies Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.” LoveLifeHumorFunnyWomenRelationshipsHonestHonestyBrokenIllusionLiesDenyDenialDeceptionDeceitSuspicionLieIllogicalMachineWord JunkiesLie Detector Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.