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“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”

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Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.”

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Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.”

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Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

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