“They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake at the graveyard shift in the nursing home, groaning with dementia. The only reason he hasn't killed himself is that he hasn't figured out a way he can do it with pudding.” WayYearsReasonHomeYoungLife IsLyingCan DoDollarsAwakePocketsNursingGraveyardDementiaPuddingGroaningNursing HomeLife Is Precious Author:Doug Stanhope
“Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.” IfsShouldEndsHumorFunnyLife IsHalfWalkingDepressionBlameSuicideSatWorthwhileLife Is LikeEvery SecondWalking Out Author:Doug Stanhope
