“You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."” TwoTodayNewsHundredAtheistHeavyRebelAgnosticStrongholds Author:Doug Stanhope
“There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.” PeopleTwoDoneHumorFunnyTypeDrug Author:Doug Stanhope
