“I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.” PeopleIfsSometimesHumorFunnyEnjoyWonderQuietDead People Author:Doug Stanhope
“Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.” IfsShouldEndsHumorFunnyLife IsHalfWalkingDepressionBlameSuicideSatWorthwhileLife Is LikeEvery SecondWalking Out Author:Doug Stanhope
“If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?” IfsBelieveHumorFunnyEternalBliss Author:Doug Stanhope
“There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” FunnyEnjoyAddictionPain In Life Author:Doug Stanhope
“There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.” PeopleTwoDoneHumorFunnyTypeDrug Author:Doug Stanhope
