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Famous Douglas Coupland Quotes
“Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.”
“You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.”
“People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.”
“Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.”
“If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?”
“What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?”
“Purchased experiences don't count.”
“Technology favors horrible people.”
“The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.”
“The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.”
“I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.”
“Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.”
“If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.”
“We sleep heavily because we need to ask so many questions as we dream alone.”
“If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.”
“You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.”
“Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.”