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Famous Frank Zappa Quotes
“The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.”
“Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.”
“The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.”
“Watch out where the Huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow”
“The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.”
“I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!”
“If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you”
“Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?”
“What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.”
“It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner”
“I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.”
“There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!”
“Jazz is the music of unemployment.”
“I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.”
“Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.”
“If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.”
“Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.”
“We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.”