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Famous Frank Zappa Quotes
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”
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“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
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“Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.”
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“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”
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“Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.”
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“All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”
“I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.”
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“I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.”
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“The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.”
“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
“Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)”
“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
“There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”
“Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?”
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“Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.”
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“I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?”
“A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.”
“If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.”
“It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”
“Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.”
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