“Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.”
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Famous Frank Zappa Quotes
“She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.”
“This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.”
“Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.”
“Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.”
“It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.”
“We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.”
“Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.”
“Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.”
“Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.”
“Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.”
“I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.”
“In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.”
“Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.”
“Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.”
“Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.”
“She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.”
“They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.”