“You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?”
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Famous Frank Zappa Quotes
“All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.”
“Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.”
“Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.”
“The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.”
“Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.”
“You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.”
“Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.”
“Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.”
“Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.”
“The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.”
“The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.”
“I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.”
“The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.”