“I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.” WantFunnyStupidSession Author:Gib Lewis
“Shoot, after you've been through freeway traffic in Houston or Dallas, there's no road in the world that can scare you. Besides, we're pretty much used to driving long distances in Texas.” WorldLongUsedDistanceDrivingTexasScareTrafficLong DistanceDallasHoustonFreeways Author:Gib Lewis
“I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.” FunnyStupidGratefulFilledDumbHumidityStupid Funny Author:Gib Lewis
